Step 1: Drop what you’re doing.
Step 2: Collect ice, salt, and a clear glass, ideally a Collins glass, and in case you don’t have a Collins glass, you uncultured swine, any glass will do. Moist the rim of the Collins glass/Solo cup. Dip the rim of the glass into the salt you might have dumped generously onto a paper plate.
Step 3: Put the glass on a gradual floor. Cautious: You’ve already had three beers and also you spilled a number of that salt on the ground, good job.
Step 4: Pour the ice into the glass. Now stroll again to the bar since you forgot to seize what you got here right here for since you have been distracted by how you might have fewer rights than your mom did.
Step 5: Pour tequila over the ice and fill that sucker up till your glass is half full. Let the irony wash over you.
Step 6: Splash ice-cold, very fizzy Coke on prime. (If it ain’t fizzy, don’t trouble. Simply take a shot of tequila and go eat one other scorching canine.)
Step 7: Good! The Coke was chilly and well-carbonated. Seize a lime—however earlier than you chop it, press and roll it throughout a tough floor to get it good and juicy.
Step 8. Decide up a knife. Don’t select violence on today. As a substitute, select to chop massive wedges of citrus.
Step 9: Squeeze and wring lime vigorously into the drink till you assume, “This could’t be proper.” It’s.
Step 10: Take your very chilly beverage to a really shady spot exterior and away from young children or males who begin sentences with, “Effectively, truly….” Take an extended sip and repeat the next aloud: “It’s going to be okay. We’re going to determine this out. I’ll be damned if we don’t determine this out.”
